Me: Oh wow… a new gadget
Amazon: Yes. We are very proud of this.
Me: Cool…. I see its half the price of an iPad
Amazon: Yep. We think it is priced perfectly, even though we are rumoured to be loosing $50 per unit sold
Me: Wow, thats excellent. So it does books and movies too?
Amazon: It sure does
Me: and it syncs to the cloud invisibly?
Amazon: Yes. We think thats the way to go.
Me: this is amazing!
Amazon: Glad you like it!
Me: And its a full screen touch interface running on Android… so I can get all those apps on it
Amazon: Absolutely
Me: Wow. How much is it again?
Amazon: It will be only $199
Me: Wow. What will it cost in the UK?
Amazon: Oh….. you’re in the UK?…. erm
Me: Yeah…. not a problem is it? We are one of the worlds largest consumers of tech
Amazon: Erm…. well…. you see its like this……
Me: WHAT?
Amazon: If you live outside of the USA, you can’t buy one. Because, quite frankly, we dont really care about you.
Me: You have GOT to be kidding? Don’t you realise that all the tech in the world is making the world smaller? Dont you realise that your competitors sell their products to a GLOBAL market? Aren’t you one of the worlds biggest on-line global shops?
Amazon: Erm…. yeah…. errr well…. you could always buy one in the USA on your next business/pleasure trip!
Me: OMG. How short sighted are you?
Amazon: Pretty short.
